I finally got it! After numerous failed attempts I have finally perfected the DIY protein bar. Now let’s be honest, most protein bars are pretty nasty…bland and chewy. The good ones which taste like candy bars have just as much sugar as, well, a candy bar and will cost you well over $2 apiece. These … Continue reading »
To all moms: what your children mean to say on Mother’s Day
Hi, Mom! (DP 05/12/2013) Allow me to apologize for all the years I sent flowers or a card to you on Mother’s Day. I realize now how trivial, almost laughable that gesture was. As if a simple card could possibly express my appreciation for everything you have done for me. Mother’s Day has taken on … Continue reading »
Jars are to babies as Lean Cuisines are to adults
Open wide baby. Here comes the airplane. VVRRROOOOOMMM See, mommy likes it. MMMMMMMmmmmm Prior to having a child of my own this is how I envisioned meal times: My baby propped up in a highchair, shaking his head “no” as my failed attempts at “baby food airplane” were deflected by his lightning speed paws. Slimy, … Continue reading »
Ha ha I’m not sick mom. I just wanted to play with this awesome paper!!!
My son has had a cold for what seems like FOREVER! Poor Landon has had a continuous cough since January, and thanks to daycare his little body constantly rotates through a variety of cold symptoms. This week’s daycare specialty appears to be congestion…everyone in his class room has a runny nose. Ordinarily a cough and … Continue reading »
Wish I was one of THOSE moms…
I so want to be that mom. You know the ones with the matching lululemon outfit and perky pony tail, effortlessly gliding behind her giggling baby in the BOB jogging stroller? I am not that mom. I’m the mom with the mismatched socks, disheveled hair, and awkward running gate. Have you seen the image floating … Continue reading »
Homemade Fruit and Nut Bars
Looking for a quick, delicious, wholesome snack? How about one that’s all natural, organic, unprocessed, has no preservatives, is raw (uncooked), vegan, Paleo, and takes less than 5 minutes to prepare? My homemade fruit and nut bars are the perfect solution! All my friends and family know I love Larabars. These little gems are an … Continue reading »
The weird things moms do…without realizing we are doing them
During tonight’s evening commute to pick up my son from daycare a baby began crying on the train. I know first hand how challenging it can be to comfort your unhappy child on a packed subway. You want to quickly change their mood while disturbing as few fellow passengers as possible. I looked on to … Continue reading »